Funny Texts

Funny Riddles

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!

One-Liners

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Funny SMS Texts & Messages

I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

Jokes

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal. One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton? The results were staggering! 5% answered "No" 3% answered "Yes" 92% answered "Never Again!"


Top 5 One-Liners:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.